"Herpes is one thing. But zombie herpes?"
"They're zombies. They're strippers. They're zombie strippers." Heavy on zombies, heavy on strippers. Do you need to know more? This is an offensive, willfully retarded, insulting, and moronic undead breast-fest that delivers precisely what it promises. The catch is, it's pretty goddamn funny in spite of itself and has some amusing political commentary to boot. If you come in knowing you are going to see Z-grade garbage on an epic scale, you'll have yourself a fun time. If you go in expecting a cerebral horror masterpiece then you're that A-hole that goes to see Kill Bill and then writes to the local newspaper to complain about the horrible and unexpected violence you were subjected to. DIE! True story, by the way.
The film opens with a glimpse at America's possible future under the W Corporation. The only merger more insidious than zombies and strippers: government and big business. But Chief...
Based On A True Story
Zombie strippers was actually based on true events. No really. Well, at least the zombie sex scenes were. They were based on my ex-wife, and our wedding night. In fact, she was supposed to be cast in the movie, but when she came in for the audition she scared the zombie extras so bad they had to use real zombies, and you know how expensive they can be. Because the UOD (Union Of the Dead) cuts no deals with the living, and has great benefits. I mean, have you ever seen a zombie with bad teeth?
Pretty limp horror comedy(in more ways than one)
Zombie Strippers....great title.
How can a title like that not sell?
Well,once the laughter dies down after reading that title,you realize there's a movie to go along with it,and that's the problem.
It's hard to screw up a film like "Zombie Strippers',but the filmmakers do a very good job of doing just that.
Many other viewers have noted the film's synoposis(Did you really NEED one?),so I'll just critique the film.
The film has an identity crisis,not quite sure if it's outrageous horror comedy or softcore porn,and never do the two meet together in an appropiate manner.
The major problems are:
The filmmakers try to make a political statement with this film,never realizing that politics have no place in a film called "Zombie Strippers".
Most of the humor is outdated,trendy,"Bush-bashing",the kind you see on college campuses,and it is pretty stale already.
The humorous idea of strippers who become...
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